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Professor Arlington W. Williams.

Ozzie Bearington contemplates investment strategies after a hard day digging for moles.


The Oz enjoys a quiet moment with his household staff.


Ozzie ponders his next move after a hearty lunch.


Economists travel all over the land.

Wherever they go they wash their hands,

so they don't get no diseases.

 (adaptation of a late-night wilderness poem by C. Dunn as told by E. Williams)